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THE EXPENDABLES
![]() As a director, storyteller and screenwriter, like a fine wine, Stallone just keeps getting better with age and with the testosterone filled EXPENDABLES, he is just about as close to perfection as one can get. THE EXPENDABLES is nothing short of heart-stopping explosive exhilaration that takes your breath away. There is nothing expendable about THE EXPENDABLES. It's ****ing awesome!
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MAO'S LAST DANCER
![]() A beautiful translation of life and story to the big screen, director Bruce Beresford combines the amazing true story of noble ballerina Li Cunxin with exquisitely breathtaking performances of some of the world’s most famous ballets - Dante’s Inferno, Swan Lake and even Chinese ballets that were performed for Mrs. Mao. Aiming for the heart and hitting it every time, MAO’S LAST DANCER is not only breathtaking, but meticulously enchanting.
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MACHETE
Who else but Robert Rodriguez (and maybe Quentin Tarantino) could create a fake Mexploitation movie trailer, run it during another film, and have it turn into such a cult phenomena that he had no choice but to make the actual film on which the trailer was allegedly based? Perhaps even more memorable than the Now Showing feature "Grindhouse" itself at which it debuted, the trailer for MACHETE not only wet the palette leaving us begging for more, but created indelible images impossible to forget. Over-the-top violence, explosions, gore, great special effects, a satiric script with a heartfelt message, surprisingly kick ass performances, a new hot action hero and a killer soundtrack by Chingon - it can all only mean one thing - MACHETE, the man, the myth, the movie. Balls out, no holds barred, kick ass fun. |
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DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK hits theaters on January 21st, 2011
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Lake Placid 3 -
Available on DVD/Blu-ray October 26, 2010 The monster crocodiles return in a frightening new installment of the successful horror franchise when the unrated Lake Placid 3 debuts on DVD October 26 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Colin Ferguson (TV’s “Eureka”), Yancy Butler (Kickass), Kacey Barnfield (Resident Evil: Afterlife), and Michael Ironside (Terminator Salvation) star in the latest incarnation of the campy, blood-thirsty horror series. Fans will eat up the steamy, sexy and gory Lake Placid 3 when it arrives on DVD for $24.96 SRP, boasting unrated, unreleased scenes suitable only for adult audiences. Get ready for a living, feeding nightmare when a swarm of gigantic crocodiles terrorizes a secluded country lake. When local wildlife is brutally mauled and campers are reduced to carcasses, biologist Nathan Bickerman (Colin Ferguson) knows a voracious predator is on the loose. So does a feisty female hunting guide (Yancy Butler) out for her next trophy. As the body count rises, the local sheriff tries to keep things quiet and keep the tourists coming. But when the horrifying, hulking truth emerges, can anyone stop these cold blooded killers before they claim their next victim? Lake Placid 3 is pulse pounding, adrenaline pumping, pure horror film fun. Lake Placid 3 has a running time of 93 minutes and is unrated. The film contains graphic violence and full frontal nudity. |
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ABOUT moviesharkdeblore...
debbie lynn elias brings a wealth of education and experience to her work as film critic. A published journalist for over 35 years, she has written everything from hard news to public service announcements, travel pieces, celebrity interviews and profiles, book-theater-restaurant reviews, legal briefs, informational news stories, and for the past 13 years, film reviews. She also served as a managing editor and author for a national legal magazine for 3 years and is the author of a children's book, 'Narcissa Cooks the Kitchen'. Combining her love of film with her journalistic expertise and years of education, experience and connections in television and film production, she brings unique and interesting perspectives to her film reviews. One of the few film critics in the country to have worked in both the technical and creative ends of the tv and film industry, the depth and familiarity of her reviews makes her one of the most sought after critics by filmmakers looking for an honest evaluation and review of their work. With her movie reviews carried in over 136 print and entertainment sites worldwide with over 1 million weekly readers, she is a fan favorite thanks to her keen insight, evocative interviews and detailed oriented styling. She is also a frequent guest on local talk shows, as well as serving as a consultant to first-time and independent filmmakers. |








Who else but Robert Rodriguez (and maybe Quentin Tarantino) could create a fake Mexploitation movie trailer, run it during another film, and have it turn into such a cult phenomena that he had no choice but to make the actual film on which the trailer was allegedly based? Perhaps even more memorable than the Now Showing feature "Grindhouse" itself at which it debuted, the trailer for MACHETE not only wet the palette leaving us begging for more, but created indelible images impossible to forget. Over-the-top violence, explosions, gore, great special effects, a satiric script with a heartfelt message, surprisingly kick ass performances, a new hot action hero and a killer soundtrack by Chingon - it can all only mean one thing - MACHETE, the man, the myth, the movie. Balls out, no holds barred, kick ass fun.